benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
how do u people leave your houses without dying is what i want to know
that spider? deadly. that bird? double deadly. that harmless little catterpillar? it will scoop your eyes out and lay eggs in your brain. that fluffity little tree beasty? knives for hands. oh you thought the earthworms were safe? toxic radioactive face munchers.
how do u do it
Kush entirely too fucking loud
if you read this you are cute no take backs
calling out slut shaming hells yes
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
So devious. I love it.
yo yo yo let it go
Waking up for school like
The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is
"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"
this bunny is prettier than me
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
well considering how small a population that is
is deadpool even a real comic
My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
in australia we just exchange boomerangs