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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
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spacemuffinz:

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

how do u people leave your houses without dying is what i want to know

that spider? deadly. that bird? double deadly. that harmless little catterpillar? it will scoop your eyes out and lay eggs in your brain. that fluffity little tree beasty? knives for hands. oh you thought the earthworms were safe? toxic radioactive face munchers. 
lol
how do u do it

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hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

Just Us

orangelemonart:

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zezora:

if you read this you are cute no take backs

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owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

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flabber-gasted-fools:

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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So devious. I love it.

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yo yo yo let it go

(Źródło: serenading-the-unicorn)

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creak:

Waking up for school like

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thekrazygamer:

zottfonts:

abananapepper:

The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is

Fucking.

GOLD.

"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"

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tiredestprincess:

this bunny is prettier than me

(Źródło: cute-overload)

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breatheeasyfriend:

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

well considering how small a population that is

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pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”

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joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

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gaymanual:

skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

I honestly thought these were portraits of him at first

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